INGREDIENTS AND RECIPES

Though NOT Scientifically proven, 22% of 11 people surveyed felt effective pain relief from at least one of the items displayed.

BENEFITS: For the possible treatment of mild to moderate pain including headache, migraine, dental pain, sore throat, neuralgia, aches and pains including muscle pains and backache. Symptomatic relief of rheumatic aches and pains, influenza, feverishness, feverish colds, hay fever, cabin fever, night fever, arctic hysteria, and panics at discos.

INGREDIENTS: Each invention contains 6.35e+7mg of smoked teen spirit. Contains: blood, sweat, tear droplets, and toil. (Read the package leaflet for further information).

ADULTS AND CHILDREN OVER THE AGE OF 0 YEARS: Swallow doubt as often as necessary, and smile frequently.

ALLERGY AND INTOLERANCE

I check twice a day, and there are no traces of nuts or bolts in any parts of this workspace.

The essence of cock-and-bull you may detect is manufactured entirely out of freshly compressed air collected every morning. It is perfectly natural and has multiple proven healing properties when enjoyed as part of a well-balanced diet.

No cockerels or bulls were involved in the making of these products. Our cocks have freedom of the farmyard and our bull runs the china shop, located on First Floor of the factory (open every Wednesday and Friday).

FOR ANY IRRITATION CAUSED, PLEASE ACCEPT MY FULLEST APOLOGIES. THE INFLAMMATION WILL SWIFTLY DISAPPEAR ON ITS OWN.